{"product_id":"upsetduck-born-this-way-blind-box-collectible-plush-figure-new-choose-design","title":"UpsetDuck Born This Way Blind Box Collectible Plush Figure New - Choose Design","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"17:1-17:78;319-396\"\u003eThey were born this way. They cannot help it. They will not apologize for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"19:1-19:473;398-870\"\u003eThe UpsetDuck Born This Way series takes everyone's favorite perpetually irritated yellow duck and drops her headfirst into six chaotic, fully committed scenarios — a lion who is still angry, a ghost who did not sign up for this, a prisoner racing against the clock, a cactus doing cactus things, a very reluctant superhero, and a bug trainer who is doing her absolute best. Each design is a complete character moment, and each one is immediately, irresistibly lovable. 🌟\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"21:1-21:114;872-985\"\u003eThis is a \u003cstrong\u003eCustomer Pick listing\u003c\/strong\u003e — select your preferred design from the dropdown:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\" data-sourcepos=\"25:1-25:25;992-1016\"\u003e🦁 Don't Touch Duck:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"26:1-26:406;1017-1422\"\u003eSomeone told her she looked like a lion and she took it personally. Don't Touch Duck wears a full, fluffy brown and grey lion mane wrapped entirely around her — but the yellow duck face right in the center is still completely, unmistakably her, and she is still completely unimpressed with everything. One wing is raised in a boxing-paw challenge pose. She is very small and very prepared for conflict. 🦆\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\" data-sourcepos=\"30:1-30:27;1429-1455\"\u003e🌵 Don't Disturb Duck:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"31:1-31:403;1456-1858\"\u003eShe has become the cactus, and honestly? It suits her. Don't Disturb Duck is encased entirely in lush, spiky green fluff — every inch of her covered in richly textured green plush spikes, with small white daisy flowers nestled delicately into the texture. She clutches a translucent pale blue bubble in one wing, expression unchanged. She did not ask for this but she has committed to it completely. 💚\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\" data-sourcepos=\"35:1-35:24;1865-1888\"\u003e⏰ Sneaky Time Duck:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"36:1-36:289;1889-2177\"\u003eTime is running out and she knows something. Sneaky Time Duck wears a sharp black-and-white horizontal striped prisoner outfit, with a bold graphic round clock face emblem front and center on the chest. She is not saying a word. The clock is ticking. Inquiries will not be entertained. 🕐\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\" data-sourcepos=\"40:1-40:23;2184-2206\"\u003e👻 Let Me Go Duck:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"41:1-41:394;2207-2600\"\u003eShe did not choose this and she would like to leave now. Let Me Go Duck has been draped head-to-toe in a white ghost sheet costume, with two upright golden tulip flowers standing from the top of her head like resigned little antennae. She stares out from beneath the sheet with the expression of someone actively processing how it came to this. She is a ghost. She hates it. She is perfect. 🌷\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\" data-sourcepos=\"45:1-45:29;2607-2635\"\u003e🏋️ Save the World Duck:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"46:1-46:383;2636-3018\"\u003eFine. She will handle it. Save the World Duck arrives in a white dome helmet with a red brim and a sweeping full red cape, holding a pair of silver dumbbell weights — one in each wing — with the focused determination of someone who has been told she is the only one for this job. The emblem patches on her chest confirm she is ready. Her expression suggests she has reservations. 💪\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"48:1-48:292;3020-3311\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cstrong\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/strong\u003e This Save the World Duck has a small light pink mark on the back of the white helmet. It appears to be a manufacturer's variation on this piece — it came this way from production and is shown in the listing photos. It is not visible from the front. Priced and sold as-is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\" data-sourcepos=\"52:1-52:28;3318-3345\"\u003e🐛 Train Your Bug Duck:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"53:1-53:564;3346-3909\"\u003eShe is training the bug. She did not ask for this assignment but she is seeing it through. Train Your Bug Duck wears a soft green rounded cap with a tiny leaf sprout standing up from the crown — very much the look of someone with a curriculum. On one raised wing she wears a sock puppet bug: a white spotted sock with a round blue-and-red bug face at the top, tiny black antennae dangling from it. She holds it up with the energy of someone who is mid-lesson and deeply committed to the bit. The bug is learning. She remains skeptical about the whole endeavor. 🐛\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\" data-sourcepos=\"57:1-57:29;3916-3944\"\u003e📦 Each Figure Includes:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\" data-sourcepos=\"58:1-59:29;3945-4012\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"58:1-58:39;3945-3983\"\u003eUpsetDuck Born This Way plush figure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"59:1-59:29;3984-4012\"\u003eCharacter acrylic art card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"59:1-59:29;3984-4012\"\u003eOriginal Box\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"63:1-63:250;4019-4268\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e UpsetDuck (SJD) | \u003cstrong\u003eSeries:\u003c\/strong\u003e Born This Way | \u003cstrong\u003eOptions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Don't Touch Duck, Don't Disturb Duck, Sneaky Time Duck, Let Me Go Duck, Save the World Duck, Train Your Bug Duck | \u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 15 cm \/ ~6 inches | \u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e Brand new ✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"67:1-67:126;4275-4400\"\u003e✨ \u003cstrong\u003eCondition \u0026amp; Shipping:\u003c\/strong\u003e Brand new — only removed from box for photos. 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