UpsetDuck Born This Way Blind Box Collectible Plush Figure New - Choose Design

They were born this way. They cannot help it. They will not apologize for it.

The UpsetDuck Born This Way series takes everyone's favorite perpetually irritated yellow duck and drops her headfirst into six chaotic, fully committed scenarios — a lion who is still angry, a ghost who did not sign up for this, a prisoner racing against the clock, a cactus doing cactus things, a very reluctant superhero, and a bug trainer who is doing her absolute best. Each design is a complete character moment, and each one is immediately, irresistibly lovable. 🌟

This is a Customer Pick listing — select your preferred design from the dropdown:

🦁 Don't Touch Duck:

Someone told her she looked like a lion and she took it personally. Don't Touch Duck wears a full, fluffy brown and grey lion mane wrapped entirely around her — but the yellow duck face right in the center is still completely, unmistakably her, and she is still completely unimpressed with everything. One wing is raised in a boxing-paw challenge pose. She is very small and very prepared for conflict. 🦆

🌵 Don't Disturb Duck:

She has become the cactus, and honestly? It suits her. Don't Disturb Duck is encased entirely in lush, spiky green fluff — every inch of her covered in richly textured green plush spikes, with small white daisy flowers nestled delicately into the texture. She clutches a translucent pale blue bubble in one wing, expression unchanged. She did not ask for this but she has committed to it completely. 💚

⏰ Sneaky Time Duck:

Time is running out and she knows something. Sneaky Time Duck wears a sharp black-and-white horizontal striped prisoner outfit, with a bold graphic round clock face emblem front and center on the chest. She is not saying a word. The clock is ticking. Inquiries will not be entertained. 🕐

👻 Let Me Go Duck:

She did not choose this and she would like to leave now. Let Me Go Duck has been draped head-to-toe in a white ghost sheet costume, with two upright golden tulip flowers standing from the top of her head like resigned little antennae. She stares out from beneath the sheet with the expression of someone actively processing how it came to this. She is a ghost. She hates it. She is perfect. 🌷

🏋️ Save the World Duck:

Fine. She will handle it. Save the World Duck arrives in a white dome helmet with a red brim and a sweeping full red cape, holding a pair of silver dumbbell weights — one in each wing — with the focused determination of someone who has been told she is the only one for this job. The emblem patches on her chest confirm she is ready. Her expression suggests she has reservations. 💪

⚠️ Please note: This Save the World Duck has a small light pink mark on the back of the white helmet. It appears to be a manufacturer's variation on this piece — it came this way from production and is shown in the listing photos. It is not visible from the front. Priced and sold as-is.

🐛 Train Your Bug Duck:

She is training the bug. She did not ask for this assignment but she is seeing it through. Train Your Bug Duck wears a soft green rounded cap with a tiny leaf sprout standing up from the crown — very much the look of someone with a curriculum. On one raised wing she wears a sock puppet bug: a white spotted sock with a round blue-and-red bug face at the top, tiny black antennae dangling from it. She holds it up with the energy of someone who is mid-lesson and deeply committed to the bit. The bug is learning. She remains skeptical about the whole endeavor. 🐛

📦 Each Figure Includes:

• UpsetDuck Born This Way plush figure
• Character acrylic art card
• Original Box

Brand: UpsetDuck (SJD) | Series: Born This Way | Options: Don't Touch Duck, Don't Disturb Duck, Sneaky Time Duck, Let Me Go Duck, Save the World Duck, Train Your Bug Duck | Size: Approx. 15 cm / ~6 inches | Condition: Brand new ✨

✨ Condition & Shipping: Brand new — only removed from box for photos. Ships carefully packed within 1–3 business days. 📬